NAFTA, Can you handle this?

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Whoever took this photo deserves a GD Pulitzer Prize.

We may be two minutes from doomsday but thank the Lordt we still live in a universe where three world leaders can strut into a room like they’re the new interracial male cast of Sex and the City. Like I have ALREADY prepurchased tickets to this film.

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Like, this is LITERALLY what is happening right now.

YAS Barack, you better give me those Kim Catrall vibessss. WERQ BETCH.

Miranda Brexited out of this photo shoot.

Thoughts and prayers to David Cameron.

BUT THIS PHOTO THOUGH.

Justin Trudeau, Barack Obama and Enrique Pena Nieto! I didn’t even know who Nieto was before this moment. But best believe I know now.

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These three out here in these streets looking like Career Day Ken.

Looking like Destiny’s DILF.

Looking like the Alternate Universe version of our Current Political Universe.

Looking like Tom Ford presents The Avengers.

How you going to be one of the leaders of the “free” world and still stalk the runway, killing all our faves? The only thing that would make it better is if they were pounding through a pool of water like Bey-sus on the BET Awards. Why do any of us walk on land anymore, tbh?

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Me in the shower every morning, tbh.

YES YOU BETTA SALUTE YOU MOUNTIES! Pledge allegiance to this day drag! Based solely on this photo all three of them were just declared the first non-queen winners of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Happy Heterosexual Pride Day, y’all.

And look at Obama’s smile! Don’t try to tell me that man isn’t angling for the lead in a Rihanna’s next music video. Drake wishes he was this happy. And Drake is so happy.

Oh my God. I need to sit down. I’m getting light-headed.

[Originally posted on my Facebook page.]

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