About a decade ago I went viral with an ill-timed Black History Month article. I think I’ve learned my lesson.
Y’all haters corny with that living in poverty mess. Okay, so last week I celebrated Black History Month by doing the blackest thing I could think of–going h.a.m. on the price of Beyonce concert tickets. We love to get incredulous about how much things cost. Doesn’t matter how much money we have; it’s the principle! You haven’t lived … Continue reading Wokeness Brokeness
Dear Beyonce, Ma’am. Ma’am! I did not realize the registration fee for the revolution was going to be so high. First of all, thank you. You are a phenomenal performer, businessperson, icon and GIF-factory. We are lucky to share the Earth with you. Second of all, what the fuck are you doing charging me all this money … Continue reading Concert Dreams, Cheddar Bay Budget
David wondered, “suppose we adopt a white kid. By 2020 whites won’t be in the majority. Do you think they’ll have a different understanding of white culture?”
And then we talked for like an hour about what white culture is without once mentioning a pumpkin spice latte.
Bad news from my orthopedic surgeon, guys. He says I have FOMO. It stands for Fear of Missing Out. My orthopedic surgeon has a lot of opinions about my social life. And my left knee. But who the hell cares about being able to walk when everyone is hanging out without you? It’s devastating. You … Continue reading 7 Things That Happen When All Your Friends Are At The Beach