Concert Dreams, Cheddar Bay Budget

Dear Beyonce, Ma’am. Ma’am! I did not realize the registration fee for the revolution was going to be so high. First of all, thank you. You are a phenomenal performer, businessperson, icon and GIF-factory. We are lucky to share the Earth with you. Second of all, what the fuck are you doing charging me all this money Continue reading Concert Dreams, Cheddar Bay Budget

7 Things That Happen When All Your Friends Are At The Beach

Bad news from my orthopedic surgeon, guys. He says I have FOMO. It stands for Fear of Missing Out. My orthopedic surgeon has a lot of opinions about my social life. And my left knee. But who the hell cares about being able to walk when everyone is hanging out without you?  It’s devastating. You Continue reading 7 Things That Happen When All Your Friends Are At The Beach