Concert Dreams, Cheddar Bay Budget

Dear Beyonce, Ma’am. Ma’am! I did not realize the registration fee for the revolution was going to be so high. First of all, thank you. You are a phenomenal performer, businessperson, icon and GIF-factory. We are lucky to share the Earth with you. Second of all, what the fuck are you doing charging me all this money Continue reading Concert Dreams, Cheddar Bay Budget

The 12 Kinds of Aunties You Will Meet in Your Lifetime (As Told by The Wiz Live)

The Aunty Who Is A Deaconess at a Megachurch The Aunty Who Met Michelle Obama Once And Is Now A Life Coach The Aunty Who Keeps It Current By Hanging Out with Rodrigo, Her Gay Friend from Zumba The Aunty Who Talks About How She Used to Change Your Diaper Every Time She Sees You Continue reading The 12 Kinds of Aunties You Will Meet in Your Lifetime (As Told by The Wiz Live)

The Internet Sure Does Have a Lot of Opinions

(This post originally appeared on ijusthaveafewnotes.com in November 2013.  That’s why some of the references are hella old. I haven’t updated them because time is a construct.) There’s a few list-icles being passed around of late that are variations on the theme “Things Every Gay Man Should Do Before Death”. Actually, only one is “Before Death”, Continue reading The Internet Sure Does Have a Lot of Opinions

7 Things That Happen When All Your Friends Are At The Beach

Bad news from my orthopedic surgeon, guys. He says I have FOMO. It stands for Fear of Missing Out. My orthopedic surgeon has a lot of opinions about my social life. And my left knee. But who the hell cares about being able to walk when everyone is hanging out without you?  It’s devastating. You Continue reading 7 Things That Happen When All Your Friends Are At The Beach