The 12 Kinds of Aunties You Will Meet in Your Lifetime (As Told by The Wiz Live)

The Aunty Who Is A Deaconess at a Megachurch

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The Aunty Who Met Michelle Obama Once And Is Now A Life Coach

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The Aunty Who Keeps It Current By Hanging Out with Rodrigo, Her Gay Friend from Zumba

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The Aunty Who Talks About How She Used to Change Your Diaper Every Time She Sees You (And Also Asks for $5)

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The Aunty Who Is Woke AF and Doesn’t Give A Damn About Your Gender Norms

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The Aunty Who Used to Be a “Backup Dancer” for “Tom Jones” and Then She Found Jesus

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AFTER:

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The Aunty Who’s Always Like “Give Me Some Sugar!”

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The Aunty Who’s Been Going Through It Since Her “Roommate” Robin Left for the Peace Corps

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The Aunty Who Likes To Sit By Her Window and Yell At Those Loud Ass Kids In the Street Who Ain’t Got No Home Training

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The Aunty Who Is Secretly Your Mom And Had You in 7th Grade

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The Aunty Who Uses Every Available Opportunity To Give Her Testimony

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And finally, The Aunty Who Is Obvi Your Favorite (because she taught you how to drive and snuck you a beer at that Thanksgiving when you we a freshman in college and randomly texts you “What is eggplant Friday?” and clips coupons for that deodorant you like and loves you like you were her own)

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